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Dec 2, 2019

Ed and Ron go EEEEVIL ... PSYCHE, just kidding! - with comedian Jeremiah Watkins and his NON-Villain GOAT: Professor Snape from Harry Potter!

Jeremiah is a breakout star from the smash hit comedy shows ROAST BATTLE and KILL TONY. Get on board now and say you knew him when! Check out his website www.jeremiahwatkins.com, his podcast JEREMIAH WONDERS, and his great LA show STANDUP ON THE SPOT, an improvised stand-up showcase at The Comedy Store. Follow @jeremiahstandup on Twitter and Instagram for much, much more!

STANDUP ALERT: December 13-14, see Ron perform with the hilarious Ian Harris in his hometown of Albuquerque, New Mexico! Go to www.ianharriscomedian.com for details.

QUOTES:

“It’s surprising how good people are at things, and how no one gives a s**t about it.”

“Ron was the worst phone guy because he would leave messages like, ‘Some guy called.’”

“In New York, we re-enacted 9/11.”

“That was just his strategy: ‘If I beat up enough whores, eventually I’ll find drugs!’”

“When you eventually get on Saturday Night Live and get canceled, this conversation did it.”

“He climbs out into the crowd, and he climbs on this guy’s f**king chest, and the f**king chair tips over. And Jeremiah commits to the whole thing, he doesn’t go ‘Oh, sorry sir.’ F**k that! He’s in the guy’s face like Fight Club: ‘You don’t know where I’ve been!’”

“I’m not one of those wizards from Harry Potter who s**ts on the ground and then magics it away! Isn’t that what JK Rowling said?”

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